Lazy rule no.3

Lazy rule: If it's not on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist.

Dear Voldemort

Dear Voldemort, A couple of lies should fix your problem. Sincerely, Pinocchio

Dear Sleep

Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you! Sincerely, Me

Lazy rule no.....

Lazy fact #2438934982393824932, You were too lazy to read that number.

Dear Santa

Dear Santa .. I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. screw it ill buy my own shit.

Dear Parents

Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.

Dear Algebera

Dear algebra, I'm so done looking for your X. Just get over her man!

Dear Millionaires

Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong

Dear Elbow

Dear elbow: One of these days...Sincerely, tongue

Dear Cellphone

Dear Cellphone, Maybe if you didn't light up so many god damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly.

Lazy rule no.2

Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it's gone. Forever.


M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse To Humans

Lazy rule

The lazy rule: Can't reach what I dropped.. don't need it.


I love my relationship with MY BED. No commitment needed. We just sleep together EVERY NIGHT. #ohteenquotes

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police :D !


So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. The bitch is good.

When i have nobody , my phone's always besides me.


If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay Cool.


Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music & dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up.


Sometimes I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, "Oh my God, my child is such a retard."


Naww, so true, hehe. ♥

The only reason god didn't make us sisters is because one mom couldn't handle us both.


Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

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