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Lazy rule no.3

Lazy rule: If it's not on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist.

2011-12-26 @ 17:54:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Voldemort

Dear Voldemort, A couple of lies should fix your problem. Sincerely, Pinocchio

2011-12-26 @ 11:31:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Sleep

Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you! Sincerely, Me

2011-12-23 @ 19:04:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Lazy rule no.....

Lazy fact #2438934982393824932, You were too lazy to read that number.

2011-12-23 @ 15:05:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Santa

Dear Santa .. I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. screw it ill buy my own shit.

2011-12-20 @ 10:14:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Parents

Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.

2011-12-18 @ 12:48:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Algebera

Dear algebra, I'm so done looking for your X. Just get over her man!

2011-12-17 @ 16:25:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Millionaires

Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

2011-12-16 @ 00:30:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Elbow

Dear elbow: One of these days...Sincerely, tongue

2011-12-12 @ 22:00:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Cellphone

Dear Cellphone, Maybe if you didn't light up so many god damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly.

2011-12-11 @ 00:09:36 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Lazy rule no.2

Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it's gone. Forever.

2011-12-10 @ 22:22:26 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

M.A.T.H

M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse To Humans

2011-12-09 @ 09:56:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Lazy rule

The lazy rule: Can't reach what I dropped.. don't need it.

2011-12-05 @ 21:52:54 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Bed

I love my relationship with MY BED. No commitment needed. We just sleep together EVERY NIGHT. #ohteenquotes

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police :D !

2011-12-03 @ 17:28:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Phone

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. The bitch is good.

When i have nobody , my phone's always besides me.

2011-12-01 @ 17:59:00 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Alphabet

If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay Cool.

2011-11-30 @ 21:57:07 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Cleaning

Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music & dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up.

2011-11-27 @ 21:01:59 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

LOL

Sometimes I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, "Oh my God, my child is such a retard."
#HeyThatsSoTrue

2011-11-25 @ 23:32:43 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Naww, so true, hehe. ♥

The only reason god didn't make us sisters is because one mom couldn't handle us both.

2011-11-24 @ 22:39:37 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

:)

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

2011-11-24 @ 22:26:09 Permalink Twitter Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

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